Hilarious: One-Time Lady Questions!


  Some Old Lady Questions...



Who said that quondam ladies don't lead maintain poignant too deeply relevant questions to ask? Believe us, they've been around, too they know just which infuriating too hilarious questions to ask!
Why isn't the position out xi pronounced onety-one?

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If iv out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea... does that hateful that i out of 5 enjoys it?

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Why produce croutons come upward inward airtight packages?
Aren't they but stale breadstuff to start out with?

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If people from Poland are called Poles,
             too therefore why aren't people from The Netherlands called Holes?

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If a Sus scrofa loses its voice, is it disgruntled?


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Why is a someone who plays the pianoforte called a pianist, but a someone who drives a racecar is non called a racist?

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If it's truthful that nosotros are hither to assist others, too therefore what just are the others hither for?  

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If lawyers are disbarred too clergymen defrocked,
too therefore doesn't it follow that electricians tin live on delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, too dry out cleaners depressed?
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If Fed Ex too UPS were to merge, would they telephone phone it Fed UP? ?

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Do Lipton Tea employees accept 'coffee breaks?'

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What pilus color produce they position on the driver's licenses of  bald men?
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I  idea most how mothers feed their babies amongst tiny piffling spoons too forks, therefore I wondered what produce Chinese mothers use. Toothpicks?
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Why produce they position pictures of criminals upward inward the Post Office? What are nosotros supposed to do, write to them?
Why don't they but position their pictures on the stamp stamps therefore the mailmen tin expect for them piece they deliver the mail?

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Is it truthful that you lot never actually larn to swear until you lot larn to drive?


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If a moo-cow laughed, would milk come upward out of her nose?

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Whatever happened to Preparations Influenza A virus subtype H5N1 through G?

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As income taxation fourth dimension approaches, did you lot always notice:
When you lot position the ii words 'The ' too 'IRS' together, it spells
'THEIRS'?
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